7.18.09: 3rd anniversary of my newgrounds's account.
7.20.09: 2nd anniversary of my masochism.
7.29.09: 15th anniversary of my birth.

On an unrelated note, last week in Orlando I was made a orange balloon monkey by a giant black pirate on stilts.

A thought just occurred to me. I don't have any 09 user friends. I need one to balance it all out.

I hate gay rights threads.

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER.

Add Dangan as well. http://twitter.com/tjaylea. He promises not to write BS and I believe him for he is a swell fellow.

1 and a half hours.

1 hour and 20 minutes.

1 hour and 7 minutes.

Aha, ohlol. It's actually 25 hours. I'm behind by a day.

2 hours and 11 minutes.

1 hour and 59 minutes.

1 hour and 46 minutes left.

1 hour and 24 minutes.

1 hour and 14 minutes.

19 minutes :D

6 minutes :D :D

yay birthday :D

I don't take kindly to your folk, so watch your ass.

I'm 73% male.

You whore.

I'll decimate your existence.

However, I still love you.

Don't make me come down there and woop your ass with a rolled up newspaper.

Do it.

Lets have a party.

I wouldn't be happy.

Be offended.

i'm not gay, ur gay

ur just jealous cause i get all da chicks and you dont so ur gay