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Age 30
Selling heroin
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Joined on 7/18/06
Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - October 11th, 2008
Ever since we had that spontaneous sex last week, you and me seem to be drifting apart. I told you sex would ruin our relationship and now look, you're pushing me away from you.
I've been thinking about it lately. I've come to the conclusion that maybe it's time for us to go our separate ways.
Yes, I'm breaking up with you. I just can't deal with the suspense any more.
Good bye, Malachy.
Also, as of 1 am, your baby has been aborted.
maybe you should have put out.
So you were just using me for my body?
I bet you were cheating on me, too.
It'll be okay, there are better people.
I know there are.
Ones that don't just value me for my body.
ORLY?
Indeed it is true.
You're body wasn't even that good. Totally not worth what you cahrged for it.
Hey, I charge high because I have the love making skills to pay the bills.
It's not my fault you couldn't keep up.
It is your fault and you know it.
Turning on the TV and eating pizza during sex does not count as a union mandated lunch!
I was hungry and the fact that you wanted sex in the middle of my favorite soap is not my fault.
malachy doesnt like cock or vag
he likes it when people have neither
he just likes ambiguous groin muscles
My oh my, no wonder.
I have no idea what's going on, but because this is such a big affair I feel as if joining in this epitome of shit is a waste of my very, very important time.
916-CALL-TURK
Malachy set my penis on fire.
man, what an ass that Malachy is
it's like Seth didn't even MEAN to call an OP a fucking idiot, a slip of the fingers causing the letters to happen AFTER he proofread his post.
I mean, what a fucking nazi. It's like...seriously...ugh!
You, me, GSBR, and Seth should duke it out on the playground after school.
Ive had like 6 babies by Mal and he hasnt given me a CENT in child support.
Good for you girlfriend, drop that zero and get you a hero.
MAURY MAURY MAURY
That man dunno know how to treat a gal.
Malachy, is your skull made of concrete?
Calling the OP a fucking moron is not grounds for banning.
Your moderating skills suck, get over it.
Sup.
ello poppet
Malachy's a fucking moron.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I JUST WENT THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
So... Does that mean that you're willing to accept this job application as my personal Tailor?
Sure am.
I'm calling the fuzz on Malachy
statutory rape ftw
This is controversial. :o
Quite.
FUCK U YOU GAY BASTARD
no u
*breaks cuffs*
I call foul play.
Who r u?
a/s/l?
So, how has that nuclear fusion been lately?
It's been fabulous.
Onepiece285
Thanks for adding =3
InsertFunnyUserName
No prob, bra. :D