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Age 30

Selling heroin

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Joined on 7/18/06

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Sweet, man! I want this SS Uniform I found mended within a week! I'm gonna be Goebbels for Halloween! Think you're up to the task?

I totally can

The plan fails where the fact that my wife invited you into the bedroom with us and you were more interested in her than me!

She had a larger penis than you >:(

He's pushing awau from you, because he's running a town full of kids that worship a Corn Demon.

If you don't get the reference, it's from Children of the Corn, which is about a town full of children that sacrifice people to please the Corn Demon that they worship.

Ah, okay.

ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD NOW

Can we go outs now?

We can make hot love in the light of the sunset.

Pick Me! Im so sexy! Just as my profile pick displays.

um num num

I'd hit that

Hahahahahahahahaa, attention whore XD

Woah, profile pic = PIME TARADOX.

Sure is.

jhhhhh

jhhhhhhhhhhhh

This party is killer

It sure is.

I love you.

Lets have wild sex.

Man, fuck you N***a!
GTFO NG bitch, this is ma house now, cribbs!

Nah son, you answer to me, bitch.

this is depressing

HE'S SUCH A SEX HOUND.

y halo thar, just popped into to say hello and tip my hat.

'ello thar.

Malchy: 21
IFYS: 14

Hmm.. Something doesn't seem right.

Wow, I totally messed that up. What the hell was I thinking.

Malachy: 21
IFUN: 14

age dun' mattah, foo'

Age dun dus matta, when he twice yo age fool because he could rip you apart fool.

He's not twice my age, he's y=1.5x my age.

I am Jack's broken heart.

Did i just get a boner?