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Selling heroin

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SLAYER!!!

Ok I need to ask a serious question and this time believe it or not it doesn't concern rape. Ok don't consider me an NG n00b for asking this but how do you get a banner on your page and tell me if you need to be a specific level to get one.

You go to 'My Account", then go to 'User Page Header', then from there you upload your picture. The dimensions are exactly 770 pixels long and up to 100 pixels high. It has to be in JPEG or GIF format.

Any level user can have a header.

Is it possible to have fun, but while having to put up with pedophiles and spammers?

Yeah, I do it all the time.

:D Then I promise not to kill you.

Yaaaaaaaaaay. ;D

Do you really sell heroin?

Ha, no.

How much would COULD a wood chuck chuck??? hmmmmmmmm

Approximately 21.4 metric tons.

I love you.

<3 .

Are you really protoge moi?

Oh hey, I understand what you mean now.

No, it's a song by Placebo that I like.

What is the meaning of life?

What color is my underwear right now?

WHY HAVEN'T YOU DRAWN THE DAMN MIDGET YET?!

Industrial metal.

Rainbow with green pokadots.

Because I'm lazy and I can't remember all the parts. ;D

Also,

We've all heard of him, BUT WHO IS THIS DAMN BENNY LAVA GUY?!

He's a GIRLY MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN.

So you love me now?

Of course. <3

oh yah thank you wise sensei!

Yay! The funny albino girl loves me. :D

^____________^

Go on the BBS and make a thread proclaiming your love for me?

I would, just to see people's reactions, but I'm banned. Damn you parody threads that are marked as spam, DAMN YOU!

Well, why is weed soooooooo magical?! 0 o
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It was blessed by the weed fairy.

Why do guys on newgrounds love shock sites so much?

Because they're hilarious.

Do you masturbate regularly?

Indeed they are.

Did you know in the pain series, there is a small icon that says "I'M ON YOUR SCREEN, RAPING YOUR EYES." ?

Haha, I didn't know that. ;D

I'd show you, but I don't want to rape your eyes. I was looking at all the pictures because I'm desensitized to the shit, and I saw it. I giggled like a catholic schoolgirl.

do you love me now that I can dance?

Of course I love you.

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