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that sucks man. Sorry to hear you're giving up atheism.

The power of Christ compels you.

Abraham, Last night was Lulzy, Hawtness, and Pain.

Last night was a good night.

Yes; talking about Christianity, and having a normal convo.

That's exactly what happened.

Nobody got spanked.

Nobody at all. It was all about crosses.

And Jesus' love.

And the fact that your name is nao Abraham.

Abrahamfunnyusernamehere.

There was no heathen activity in our conversation.

I would not stand for it as it's against my good Catholic values.

Indeed, indeed.
CHRISTIANITY IS ALL THAT IS LEFT IN THE WORLD!

Praise the Good Father, praise Jesus, and praise the Holy Ghost.

Amen, hallelujah. Amen, amen.

*Resists the coming giggle.*

Don't laugh at the Gud Lawd.

The power of Christ compels you.

I didn't laugh! D:

This is good to hear.

The power of Jesus Christ is strong within you and your devotion to the Lord is mighty. You will do well, my brother.

The good lord hates gays. D:

And women.

And rednecks.

And black people.

And Crazy Asians, normal ones are cool, though.

And North Korea.

And just about every other spot on the globe.

And gays...again.

What's this Christianity I keep hearing about?

PRAISE THE LAWD.

Beware the Devil's temptations.

I shall not fall victim to the Devil's temptations.

shut up

The power of Christ compels you.

if I said I like penises, would you hate elephants?

No, of course not, I love elephants.

I love all of God's creatures. All God's creatures have got a place in the choir. Some sing low, some sing higher.

hmmm, sounds like a catholic girl needs a little punishing for her past sins to me

I know, I'm a bad little Catholic girl.

I need some good, ole fashioned Catholic discipline.

well, then
pm me and ill give you your discipline

Hay, I'm your sadistic captain, not that liar. HE BE A HERETIC!

No, no you are not. >:(

FROM WHAT THE DEVIL HATH WROUGHT, THE HEATHENS CRIED OUT, 666
AND THE SKY TURNED BLACK, THE MOON TO BLOOD
DOWN WITH YOUR BLASPHEMY, CHILD
BE GONE, SPAWN OF SATAN

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU.

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