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The power of Christ compels you.
Amen, sister!
Amen, amen, hallelujah.
Hey bud, I haven't talked to you in ages. Are things going gooooood? Anyway I broke my arm you must hear the epic story behind it!! Check out my page real quick.
-Dools
Things are going alright. Could be better, could be worse.
If you're being serious about this, then now you must receive all of the sacraments given to us by the Lord, including Confirmation.
If you're not serious about this, then this was an okay April Fools joke.
This was posted on April 4th, not April 1st.
How heartwarmingly pure
Pure indeed.
May your sins be forgiven. God speed.
*sprinkles water on your head
Amen.
Amen, amen. Praise Jesus.
I lie pie.
God pie.
Godly pie.
YAY another christain :D......did u know that God is AWESOOOOOOOOOME!
:D :D :D :D
THE LAAAAWD IS MY SHEPARD, I SHALL NOT WANT.
I'm and Alter Boy.
Are you an Alter Boy?
I sure am.
My priest said he has a surprise for me. I can't wait to find out what it is. :D
And even though I walk through the valley of shadows, I fear no fear. For you rod, and your staff comfort me.
Do the rod and staff comfort you?
Every night, I pray to the laaawd's mighty staff of love.
Oh, I LOVE the priest's surprises. So pleasurable.
I can't wait.
I'm so excited :D
There goes another fine booty...
Dear Booty
you were fine as long as it lasted.
I hope you can rest in peace.
R.I.P.
Booty
Apr. 4, 2009
Let us pay homage to the dead with the lawd's prayer.
Our father which art in the witness stand, hollowed be thy cane, thy kingdom come, they will be done on earth and in the court room. Give us this day our daily electroshock therapy and forgive us of our sexual assault charges as we forgive those who've pressed sexual assault charges on us. And lead us not onto the national sex offender registry and deliver us from house arrest. For thine is the witness testimony, the evidence, and the our balls forever and ever, amen.
I gave up on religion right after my mother carked it. I'm a devout agnostic these days.
Heathen. Convert to the lawd's will.
is this a serious post or a post making fun of christians such as myself
I'm super serious.
I would not lie about devotion to the lawd.
TacoFreak is also a Christian like myself?
HIGH FIVE
Group hug.
Sorry people :P I guess I'm just a Darwin fan.
Charles Darwin was one of Satan's human forms.
Lawl, heyyyyyyyy, bApTIst, NE1?
Praise the lawd.
Religion, how pittyfull...
My mate went to a Bible camp, he came back and nearly lost a tooth because of his ranting, don't become a complete loner when all your friends avoid you... talk to fran- God
Drugged
Lol, yes, darknessdweller can get quite annoying.
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ohlawdy.