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Age 30

Selling heroin

Massachudfjdklasj dfl

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You aren't Max Payne.

Lies.

Hey! What's your favorite drink? What's a skill of yours that you wish to improve in the next few years?

Um, my favorite drink is ice tea and a skill I'd like to improve is art.

Oh, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai.

Hai thar, skippy.

I would like to buy some heroin, hook me up.

Will do.

I accept sexual favors and/or biscuits as payment.

Would you accept sexual biscuits?

So hows the weather over there in Massachudfjdklasjdfl?

Sexual biscuits are twice the fun.

The weather is meh. It needs to get warmer.

Oh hair thar.
Howz be jooz?

Hai thar.

I am meh.

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Meh is better than bad, amirite?
R u gettin bettar?

Slightly.

I'm not really getting better, no. D:

Lets share some sexual biscuits then. :D

That's an excellent idea. :D

Sexy PMs then to make all the guys jealous? Ha.

Sexy PMs save the world.

Does the tranny in your sig.... MOVE?

Yes. He's a professional transvestite.

Talky Talky

Walky talky

This is gay.

Queertasitic.

Please, go on with this story. It's GOLDEN

Did I also mention I'm hard right now?
:3

Awesome :D

You could always go on MSN and talk to that Logan guy, he's fucking awesome.

Quite.

It is my mission.

Hallo. You sound like you like sex.

Sex, candy, and jello shots.

That was some good sex.

Sure was. Lets do it again.

But yeah, how are things?

Doing okay?

Meh. Same old. Could be better.

More dicks?

With a rebel cry, she cried more more more

^Pffft if she need any dicks i'll give it to her, not you. :D

Sexual biscuits.

Sexual biscuits for president 2012

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