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Age 30

Selling heroin

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Joined on 7/18/06

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Hello

Hello

Enemies. You seem to have a lot of them.

That's what happens when you fight crime.

I'm so honored that you would put my name in your profile, even if it is location, and I'm not sure how you could be located at me.

Maybe I am you.

Is that Voldemort on bass?

Indeed

I have no clue who you are, but I'm always one to help depressed people, and you seem pretty popular.

Well you were depressed over a month ago..are you still?

Yeah, I still am. Not every minute of every day, it comes and goes, but yeah.

I'm surprised it's lasted this long. Unpleasantly surprised. :I

WHY

because

..... :3

...............:D

Tell me more about the maid uniform thing.
Kinky. :3

There's nothing like making someone put on a maid uniform and then fucking them up the ass. :D

Do you like this?

Or this?

Yes, yes I do.

I volunteer.

It's a deal :D

^ I feel left out, can I help?

Of course you can.

Do...something. Be creative. And sexy.

Cheer up.

Here, have a triangle

<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h3czMjkypFM/SVbdVmfvRnI/AAAAAAAAADc/E1LVWiCMX_k/s1600-R/86random-f1.1.gif">http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h3czMjkypFM /SVbdVmfvRnI/AAAAAAAAADc/E1LVWiCMX_k/
s1600-R/86random-f1.1.gif</a>

Oh, why thank you.

It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside :3