writes to her local congressmen about her ideas on public transportation
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Age 30
Selling heroin
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Joined on 7/18/06
writes to her local congressmen about her ideas on public transportation
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.
Headbutts people for truth and to get them to shut the fuck up.
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.
Is Selling Heroin
THIS IS A FALSE STATEMENT.
So I heard you were a tranny.
I sure am.
gets aroused
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.
IFUN is gets a RAGING BONER when she FIRST MAKES A GRAMMAR ERROR AND THEN SPELLS DAMNED WRONG.
cocks
fills in the blank
how about that?
Creates a paradox. But wait if there was a paradox wouldn't that mean... BOOM!
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.
I AM A FUCKING PARADOX.
TYPES IN ALL CAPS.
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.
IFUN is gets a RAGING BONER when she ____ fingers herself
THIS IS AN OBVIOUS STATEMENT.
Sucks my cock.
THIS IS A PARTIALLY TRUE STATEMENT.
LOOKS AT THE SCORPION FIRE SUPPRESSION VEHICLE.
COMPUTATION ERROR.
Listens to "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.
THIS IS A FALSE STATEMENT.
WHEN SHE WATCHES GUYS FUCKING.
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.
She walks in on a raging Orgy of DICK!
Um num num
Posts on the BBS.
THIS IS A FALSE STATEMENT.
KILLS A MAN WITH HER COCK!
OH GOD *cum*
SHE CUMS FROM READING A PREVIOUS STATEMENT!
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.
Fellates herself
THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.
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greensucksbluerules says:
Jacob bites Tom's head off.
Don't think he'd do it. He'd be too busy with sucking your dick.
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Ohlawdy, am I entering the crossfire?