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greensucksbluerules says:

Jacob bites Tom's head off.

Don't think he'd do it. He'd be too busy with sucking your dick.

Ohlawdy, am I entering the crossfire?

writes to her local congressmen about her ideas on public transportation

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

Headbutts people for truth and to get them to shut the fuck up.

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

Is Selling Heroin

THIS IS A FALSE STATEMENT.

So I heard you were a tranny.

I sure am.

gets aroused

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

IFUN is gets a RAGING BONER when she FIRST MAKES A GRAMMAR ERROR AND THEN SPELLS DAMNED WRONG.

cocks

fills in the blank

how about that?

Creates a paradox. But wait if there was a paradox wouldn't that mean... BOOM!

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

I AM A FUCKING PARADOX.

TYPES IN ALL CAPS.

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

IFUN is gets a RAGING BONER when she ____ fingers herself

THIS IS AN OBVIOUS STATEMENT.

Sucks my cock.

THIS IS A PARTIALLY TRUE STATEMENT.

LOOKS AT THE SCORPION FIRE SUPPRESSION VEHICLE.

COMPUTATION ERROR.

Listens to "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.

THIS IS A FALSE STATEMENT.

WHEN SHE WATCHES GUYS FUCKING.

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

She walks in on a raging Orgy of DICK!

Um num num

Posts on the BBS.

THIS IS A FALSE STATEMENT.

KILLS A MAN WITH HER COCK!

OH GOD *cum*

SHE CUMS FROM READING A PREVIOUS STATEMENT!

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

Fellates herself

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

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