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Age 30

Selling heroin

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Joined on 7/18/06

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reads a false statement.

THIS IS A FALSE STATEMENT.

GETS HER TOPIC LOCKED BY MALACHY!

sarah palin

Plays guitar for my band. In Michigan. While her boyfriend watches. And faps. While I funk the shit out of everything with my 5-string bass.

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

Thinks of me ;)

THIS STATEMENT IS TOTALLY TRUE.

DELETES HER OLD BORING BLOG THAT WAS REALLY BORING!

THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT.

inadvertently comes up with an apple esque acrostic poem for her username.