So ask them.

They can be about anything at all, except Submission.

Ask away.

GO GO GO.

I am the pimp.

Post anything.

Anything at all.

What do I win?

And Photoshop CS3 extended, Dreamweaver, Fireworks, Contribute, Illustrator, and Acrobat all for under $500.

Who wants to have sex?

How is your penis doing today?

Well, aside from getting my flash trial up and running, this weekend was unproductive and suchish.

First off, I wasn't able to do much of anything that I was planning to do. I was way too busy to work on anything and overall, I didn't do much worth being happy about.
(Yes, this means that I'm not going to be writing part IV to Submission this weekend. STOP ASKING.)

Also, I was brought to the emergency room last night. The reason why is because first, I got really confused and disoriented. I had no idea where I was or what was going on. Then, I got really week and tired and my head hurt. So my mom drove me the emergency room where I got blood and urine tests and a CAT scan and even after all that, they still had no idea what was wrong with me.

Thirdly, I had to haul a quart of wood back to my shed all on Saturday, so I wasn't able to do anything then. My family uses wood heat in the winter, so we always have wood to stack.

Long story short, I wasn't able to work on anything. I'll hopefully get around to it next weekend, but for now, I'm still at square one here.

Also, next person to ask about the banner requests or Submission is getting slapped.

Alright. I'm jumping on the bandwagon with infinite-one and Mendou and making my very own "users who don't suck" list. This is pretty much because I have nothing better to do.

Sooooooo...

The users who do not suck:

xXsharkxsayxhelloXx...
- 100+ news posts, big tits, a good posting record, and a good sense of humor. What's not to love?

infinite-one...
- He's one of the friendliest and most entertaining people on this site. Oh, we've some good times...

Cornbin...
- WE NO LONGER SUPAMAN UP ON DAT HO, WE ONLY SPIDAMAN.

Lost-Chances...
- He has a great sense of humor, but he also knows when to be serious. Overall, he's just a cool person.

Williwowza...
- One of four masterminds behind the loli thread. He's also and awesome user awesome person.

Zen-Trai...
- He's an intelligent user who also know how to have fun.

DewclawedstormV1...
- Another one of the masterminds behind the loli thread.

PhoenixDancer...
- Mastermind number three behind the loli thread.

AlicetheDroog...
- She has a great sense of humor and is also incredibly talented at hijacking threads.

Kinky-Bear...
- Her username makes up for any other faults she may have. There's no arguing with me on this.

pHuXxXBOxX...
- Awesome sig maker, awesome person. He works too much, though, so I don't get many chances to talk to him.

crazerfish50...
- Her's another very friendly user and he's very easy to have a good time with.

ZeroAsALimit...
- He's Ng's most frequent poster, but somehow he find a way to not spam...

...
Yes, I realize I'm forgetting people. If I see you around and I think you're awesome enough to be on the list, I will put you there, but God help the poor soul who pesters me. THAT MEANS YOU.

Miscellaneous updates:

Well, I'm feeling better today that I have in the past week. All I have have to say is man, fuck colds. But anyhoo, this means that I'll probably be attacking the enormous stack of banner requests and the anticipated (Yes, I did get your PM's. And your comments. And your public posts on the BBS...) part IV to Submission.

On a related note, I might be getting Flash soon. I'LL THROW A FUCKING PARTY.

Lastly, I'm on a never ending search for new music. If you have a band that you like that doesn't completely suck, post it here. It can be any genre, as long as it's unique.

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Who wants one?

{PEOPLE GETTING COOKIES}
infinite-one
greensucksbluerules
pHuXxXB0xX
EvilerBowser1001
ClockworkTrashcan
AlexJS
Lord-Zed
WilliWowza
somebody11223344
xXsharkxsayxhelloXx
LordZeebmork
zerosub0
President-Cock
Life-Stream
Kinky-Bear
Grind29
alicetheDroog
Jeffaro
KemCab
uber1337sammich
NotSarcasm
JoeisCooler
cornbin
SUG4R-F13ND
gibleto
alicetheDroog (again)
sixflab
Net-terrorist
TakeMyXbox
CoryLehan
saqwert
Dekuboy
Zen-Trai
Toastman7007
sharingankakashi13
SUG4R-F13ND (again)
M-to-the-C
FrozenSheep
SBB
ClockworkTrashcan (again)
xXsharkxsayxhelloXx (again)
FrozenSheep (again)
SBB (again)
somebody11223344 (again)
MrLuckDuck
infinite-one (again)
somebody11223344 (third time)
somebody11223344 (fourth cookie, fatty)
EvilerBowser1001 (again)
greensucksbluerules (again)
infinite-one (third time)
alicetheDroog (gets 6 on request)
somebody11223344 (Gets a cookie gun. Fat-ey)
Zen-Trai (again)
greensucksbluerules (again)
silverhammer522
infinite-one (fourth time)
somebody11223344 (gets a milk gun, and is actually very skinny. FEED HIM)
greensucksbluerules (forth time)
xXsharkxsayxhelloXx (gets a vibrator and another cookie)
silentkat
Thesuit11
infinite-one (a milk and cookies gun)
elementell
ClockworkTrashcan (again)
Sk8erGirl13
ChaiLatte