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Happy 18th birthday to me

Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - July 29th, 2012


I'm legal now.

I'll let you all know when the porno comes out.


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Haha! Happy birthday lol

thanks bro

happy birthday

i thoroughly enjoy seeing your posts.

in fact they keep me from taking my shotgun out from under my bed and blowing my head apart

i live for your posts

so never stop posting

Now I can tell my mom that I've saved a life.

Time to party.

party hard

I once was legal, but then I got the AIDs.

don't be silly wrap your willy

*my* willy will never be subjugated by a rubber master

my willy will never be wrapped

You could call it

Free Willy

I had fun once and that was when I was legal.

Did it involve coitus?

make a fucking icon already

never

down with the system

Does showering and fingering count as partial coitus? If so, I'm Benjamin Button.

not sure

let's do a study

She never survived the fisting and died after four day of extreme pain

still worth it

so you're saying joined when you were 11

hence the general awfulness of my early posts.

s/saying joined/saying you joined

saying join joined say

not to flatout circlejerk or anything but you're a pretty good poster. just thought that i'd get that out there

thanks bro

you're a pretty alright dood too

love a good, quality circle jerk

you're like a divorced husband who doesnt see their kid for months at a time but when you do youre the best dad in the world

anyway, ive missed you so

-son

that's me, dear old dad.

It will be your 19th soon.

Nice, Happy birthday1

Where did you go?

I'll never be truly gone so long as I remain in your heart.

That was beautiful.

I am the voice of beauty.

I also noticed you returned. Welcome back.

Only the universe knows if I'll stick around.

HaPPy BiRTHdAY