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Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - March 13th, 2009


Can be as many words as you want.

Go now, embark.

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Because am me, I now am god and I can fly

If you're god, does that mean that you're all around me?

If so, this is a bit awkward.

One word per blank?

No, can be as many words as you want.

Because I love you, I am now black and I will kill myself and others.

Not before having hot interracial sex with me, right?

Of course. *unzip*

You're the bestest.

no u

You wanna take this outside?

Oh, fuck yes.

Well then, lets get to it.

Could this lead to something sexual?

Possibly.

It may also involve those peanut butter and orphan blood cookies if we can find a way.

Yay, :3

You find a way, I'll get the supplies.

Hm, I'm going to need to do some intensive investigative research to figure this one out.

doooooo eettt

The results are back from the lab.

I'll let you look at them.

Could you read them to me, I don't know how to read.

Me neither, that's why I gave them to you.

Silly.

Well, I believe they say something about putting the cookies wait what

Wait, where do we put the cookies?

In uhhh

My ear.

Yeah, not that other place. c:AS;fsa;fs
;

That's what I thought.

But I was worried there for a second.

Ahhh yes, it burns so good.

Yeayah.

I knew you'd like this hot sauce.

Oh dear, I seem to have burned my ear canal.

Your turn.

This hot sauce is making my tongue feel like it's burning alive.

I FEEL SO ALIVE.

This is quite the enticing moment, pal.

It is, it is.

Because my life sux ass, I now am miserable, and I cut myself.

Now that's depressing D:

lol@darknessdweller

To iFUN:
1. I'm depressing.
2. Everything about life is depressing.

To thatoneguyfromDD:
Shut the hell up.

Aww, that sucks. D:
Just in a rut?

To darknessdweller:

Life isn't that bad, quit complaining.

To iFUN:
Well, every year is much worse than the one before it.
Ppl are mean to me all the time.
And I always get sad whenever I remember an old memory.. :(

To thatoneguyfromDD:
NO U QUIT COMPLAINING DAMMIT!

Do you have a good friend in real life you could talk about this with?

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