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    Ugh, depression

    Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - January 27th, 2009


    ugggh, dicks. >:(

    Talk to me.


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    Cuddling your dog would help...? :3

    Things will look up, just look on the bright side of things, talk to friends, hang with cool people, do fun stuff, anything that makes you happy.

    *huggles* =3 <3

    Ohlol, I'll get the picture eventually. I will.

    And hopefully. I'm not apathetic, so I am looking towards the future still.

    You could do something you enjoy. That would help, right?

    Yeah, it does.

    Until I stop being motivated or it's a time when I can't, like in the middle of classes at school. :I

    alcohol? weed? yes, those are solutions.

    Pfft, not cool enough.

    Ecstasy is the way to go.

    all these people wana help!
    including mah self,but wasnt it uplifting enough that they cared?

    ...cheer up....

    Mildly.

    Any reason you're feeling depressed? Always welcome IM me on MSN to talk about whatever.

    Thanks.

    And not really, that's what's so annoying about it.

    Talk to friends. Even if they're complete retards. Sometimes that works best, actually.

    I have trust problems.

    You could get a girlfriend.
    You know what, yeah, I'll be your girlfriend, how 'bout it.

    pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes

    I have a boyfriend.

    You can be mistress, though.

    Mistress is so old-fashioned.
    Lover is so much spicier.
    Spiceyer.
    Spicyer.
    Spiceier.

    Yeah imma stick with that.
    You can call me what/when you want as long as I get to wear dresses, cuddle, and cook for you babeh. :3

    It's a deal :D

    Yyyyyyyeeeeeesssssssss.

    When do I begin and what should I bring?

    Right now and everything. :D

    And by everything you mean ropes, gag ball, ice cubes, paddle, leather chokers, jalapeños, and a blindfold.
    Right?

    Btw, the safe word is 'supercallifragilisticexpialidocious'
    .

    Why yes, of course.

    You're a smart man.

    Remember tho, you're the man in this relationship. I'm just the sex puppet/chef/teddy bear.
    That's why you work 9 to 5 everyday(except Sunday) to meet my impractically high needs.

    So are we going to flip a coin or do ya wanna bust my balls first?

    Flip a coin.

    I like to leave these kinds of things up to probability.

    Heads or Tails?

    Heads.

    Fuck, it was a two-headed coin anyway.

    Oh well, hurt me softly babe, and don't forget to use your teeth.

    It's time to party, braa.

    Intruding? pppfffffffffftttt three's company. Just bring your own leash.

    And preferably some snacks, too.

    We don't have any snacks.

    I'll cuddle with my kittens if you cuddle with doggeh :D

    :3 <3

    :3.

    You kept me waiting so I had to spank myself to keep my libido up.

    I think there's still some sensation in my right asscheek go for it.
    Also after we're done I'm gonna need copies of the video for selling and stuff ya know. It's all about that paypuh.

    Well, of course we're going to sell the video.

    This stuff is gold.

    We have the skills to pay the bills.

    I'd love to continue playing, but now I've got depression.

    ;[

    Ah shucks D:

    Dicks.

    Quite.

    Dicks, you say?

    Dicks, I say.

    What happened?

    Huh?

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