I know there are a lot of these and I decided to make my own, seeing as it's the only thing I can think of that I haven't done this summer. So god damn bored. Anyways:

90 things I learned from the internet:
1) - Google Images is not a safe for work place to find pictures of George Washington for that school report of yours.

2) - Caps lock may be the cruise control for cool, but you still have to steer. *

3) - In an argument, all of your opponent's opinions are facts and all of your facts are opinions.

4) - Typos are justifiable reasons why your argument is null and void.

5) - America sucks.

6) - Everything is George Bush's fault, even the broken faucet on your kitchen sink.

7) - The UK sucks.

8) - Everybody has a folder on their hard drive filled with obscure fetish porn, even if they don't have said fetish.

9) - Canada sucks

10) - Girls do not takes shits.

11) - Your religion is wrong and my religion is right.

12) - All porn contains viruses. Period.

13) - Every rape victim has large boobs and the practiced and perfected ability to talk fluently in the second and third person.

14) - The word "arse" is approximately 3.4 times grander of a word than "ass."

15) - That five year old web cam picture of your left big toe is an excellent base pic for a photoshop thread.

16) - Rap sucks.

17) - Anarchy is a reasonable, manageable, and logical system of government.

18) - Rock sucks.

19) - Posting stories of the fights you've been in makes you hard core.

20) - Ska sucks.

21) - Inviting everyone on your contact list to an MSN convo will make you a liked and appreciated friend.

22) - Industrial sucks.

23) - Spamming the n word makes you hard core.

24) - Techno sucks.

25) - What Osama Bin Ladan and Madeline have in common is that we can't find either of them.

26) - Country sucks.

27) - Repeating the same overused joke over and over again will make you the coolest kid on the block. See: 25

28) - Metal sucks.

29) - Everyone in Africa has AIDS.

30) - Classical sucks.

31) - Ruining someone's life is an effective way to have a few laughs. See: KemCab/Dragon'sGrief.

32) - Grunge sucks.

33) - Girls who post pictures of themselves anywhere online will be instantly worshiped. No exceptions.

34) - Blues sucks.

35) - Claiming that something popular is bad/overrated is an easy way to be hard core.

36) - Trolling is an excellent way to raise your self esteem.

37) - Ranting will fix the problem. No exceptions.

38) - My giant wall of text is something you are expected to read.

39) - If your thread about comparing the lengths of other users' penises gets deleted, it means that the mods are nothing but a group of imbecile sadists who should all be bludgeoned to death by the nearest blunt object.

40) - Sucking cock will get you far.

41) - MySpace was not originally created for bands, but rather for 16 year old girls to post naked pictures of themselves for attention.

42) - Writing fanfiction is cool and totally socially acceptable. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a close minded faggot. See: DeviantART

43) - The rapist/dominant always has brown or black hair. No exceptions, unless they're British.

44) - Everything from Fox News is a lie.

45) - If one part of a site is bad, the rest of it is.

46) - In sex, the woman are always beautiful and the men are always hairy, unless they're submissive.

47) - Everyone who sets their age at 13 is actually under 11, even if they have proof. It's photoshopped, no exceptions.

48) - Chakra is originally from Naruto.

49) - Sex is always amazing and all it's hyped up to be.

50) - There's no such thing as a hypocrite, only a conditional believer.

51) - Anyone who is religious is obviously delusional.

52) - Anyone who is an Atheist is obviously delusional.

53) - Bumping a four month old, twenty page thread is obviously better than starting a new discussion.

54) - Every new user is an alt.

55) - The joke "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" originated from South Park.

56) - When it comes to music, opinion is fact.

57) - Everyone who doesn't find gigantic boobs attractive is gay.

58) - There is no such thing as being bisexual.

59) - A long, boring, repetitive opening post is better than a short, discussion enticing opening post.

60) - Jokes about sex are always funny. No exceptions.

61) - Bashing Dane Cook is still edgy.

62) - Making fun of Michael Jackson is still funny, even though he was proven innocent.

63) - People who watch hentai are bigger losers than people who watch real porn.

64) - Everything on limewire's video search is child porn.

65) - You will one day fuck a porn star if you masturbate to them long enough.

66) - Anyone who asks for advice is emo.

67) - Every meme originates from /b/

68) - Sometimes on a nice sunny day, you can walk down the street and find two lesbians having sex.

69) - It is appropriate to giggle every time someone mentions the number 69.

70) - All Japanese women dress in skimpy school girl uniforms.

71) - Every female cop is a trained and practiced dominatrix.

72) - Nobody likes the French.

73) - Rammstein actually does have talent, you're just not open minded enough to notice.

74) - Everyone lives in your time zone.

75) - Having a soul makes you a pussy.

76) - Every pedophile acts on their desires.

77) - Everyone's opinion makes sense, especially 9/11 conspirators.

78) - There is no such thing as having too big of a penis, even though it's more likely than not to hurt the woman.

79) - Attractive female twins are always into incest.

80) - Women are always surprised that their boyfriends have penises when they take off their pants.

81) - Macs are better than PC's

82) - The only thing you can make with MSPaint is stick figures. No exceptions.

83) - PC's are better than Macs.

84) - Bitmapping is a short cut to a great flash.

85) - Talking really fast into a mic is cruise control for comedy.

86) - The art in parody flashes can never be better than the flash they're parodying.

87) - Reading is for losers.

88) - Anyone who downs a bottle of Tylenol and then spends three hours in the emergency room chugging charcoal is automatically hard core.

89) - Mentioning that you have a girlfriend or that you have had sex automatically makes you a liar, unless you're over level 32.

90) - The outside is a dangerous place.

*courtesy of Seth