How long did it take for you to get that Police Officer rank?
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Age 29
Selling heroin
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Joined on 7/18/06
- Level:
- 40
- Exp Points:
- 17,630 / 17,760
- Exp Rank:
- 1,208
- Vote Power:
- 8.15 votes
- Art Scouts
- 10+
- Rank:
- Police Captain
- Global Rank:
- 3,835
- Blams:
- 216
- Saves:
- 2,113
- B/P Bonus:
- 16%
- Whistle:
- Silver
- Medals:
- 536
Pretty long, but that's only because I hardly ever b/p, except for like clock day.
Why do you look at my window?
Because your window is covered in bird shit. I try to make little pictures out of the patterns. It's like cloud watching, but with shit.
When's your birthday?
July 29th.
Well why is my window covered in bird shit?
Also, why am i obsessed with the columbine high school massacre?
Because your lawn is covered in birds.
Should i kill them with rat poisoning?
DDT works swell.
How do i quote under my posts text?
Here? There's not quotes in the blog system. I don't know why, but it just one of those things.
Will you marry me?
Only if this wild sex we've been having is allowed to continue.
STOP GIVING ME A FUCKIN BONER CHRIST!
Punch it.
You're a 13 year old female and I'm a 13 year old male! What should we do now? Catch ma drift? Of course you do!
Play a competitive game of chess? Exactly what I was thinking.
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!
What? Never heard of an orgasm?
Chocolate is an aphrodisiac.
Why am I leaving all these comments? Ask me again!
What?
Deal. Will I get free heroin?
Yup.
Change it to indonesian checkers and you're on lol!
Woo!
I'm not trying to be racist to asians don't worry guys we love you! I mean you brought sushi into the world and Jackie Chan, and asian porno - yep that's the most important.
Why the hell am I still on your page - oh right cos I get hard...
^_______^
How's the wife?
How much do you charge for renting her out?
She's alright.
$30 an hour.
Why is watching a monkey swallowing A hand-grenade soooo damn awesome
Because that is God's will.
is pie the right way to go if you are thirsty?
Absolutely.
Why do you put up with all this bullshit with the pervs of newgrounds,when you are obvious that you are smart enough to get their account pulled?though it is funny when you reply...ANYWAYS have you been ignoring your troll latleh?
With a pondering expression,
Barabas
I'm not offended by perversion seeing I'm not innocent myself, which you'll see if you look through my old news/forum posts. If I condemn this behavior in others, I'd be forced to condemn this behavior in myself. This is the internet. We're here to have fun and entertain ourselves, not school ourselves on political correctness.
Also, I don't believe that having perverted thoughts makes someone a bad person. No one's pure, it's just that some people are more concerned with looking that way so they hide it better. Therefore, I don't hold anyone up to those standards.
Now, I'm not excusing immature things like typing penis as many times as you can and then giggling like an idiot. That's just immaturity, but I put up with that because there is more to this site/community than that.
All seriousness aside, I don't have anything better to do. :D
CletusJohannes
Whoat do you think is the best question for the answer 42? please no equations, I mean a real q, like "how many roads must a man walk down before you can call heim a man?"
InsertFunnyUserName
"How old do you have to be to be considered an old man?"