happy birthday
i thoroughly enjoy seeing your posts.
in fact they keep me from taking my shotgun out from under my bed and blowing my head apart
i live for your posts
so never stop posting
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Now I can tell my mom that I've saved a life.
Time to party.
party hard
I once was legal, but then I got the AIDs.
don't be silly wrap your willy
*my* willy will never be subjugated by a rubber master
my willy will never be wrapped
You could call it
Free Willy
I had fun once and that was when I was legal.
Did it involve coitus?
make a fucking icon already
never
down with the system
Does showering and fingering count as partial coitus? If so, I'm Benjamin Button.
not sure
let's do a study
She never survived the fisting and died after four day of extreme pain
still worth it
so you're saying joined when you were 11
hence the general awfulness of my early posts.
s/saying joined/saying you joined
saying join joined say
not to flatout circlejerk or anything but you're a pretty good poster. just thought that i'd get that out there
thanks bro
you're a pretty alright dood too
love a good, quality circle jerk
you're like a divorced husband who doesnt see their kid for months at a time but when you do youre the best dad in the world
anyway, ive missed you so
-son
that's me, dear old dad.
It will be your 19th soon.
Nice, Happy birthday1
Where did you go?
I'll never be truly gone so long as I remain in your heart.
That was beautiful.
I am the voice of beauty.
I also noticed you returned. Welcome back.
Only the universe knows if I'll stick around.
HaPPy BiRTHdAY
Metallica1136
Haha! Happy birthday lol
InsertFunnyUserName
thanks bro