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Why aren't you a mod?

Pfffft, gold is overrated.

I'm writing a paper on nuclear fusion .____.
Man this crap is boring..
So whats the whole joke about?

Now, if I told you, it would ruin the joke.

How do I help myself if I'm completely confuzzled about my life?

Try to piece together the parts of life that you do understand and try to figure out the bigger picture.

Soooooooo....

How about that nuclear fusion?

It's splendid.

Damn, I was expecting every comment to be "how about that neuclear fusion" but oh well.
If you got raped by someone, would you still consider yourself a virgin?

Well, technically you still had sex, so you're not a virgin.

But I suppose you could tell yourself that you were...

I just raped your dad.

With a truck.

Guro?

How about that nuclear fesion?

It's wonderful.

I want to be a mod what do i do?

Don't ask; be a model poster.

The second part leaves me out.

What are the advantages and disadvantages of joining a military branch?

If you don't join the military, you won't die.

If you do join the military, you'll get to live out all those sick fantasies you have, you sick pervert.

Is nuclear fusion pretyfull?

Oh yus.

I feel sick.

^ That's my question.

Shuddn't of drank that bleach, huh?

1.in california , is it legal for a widow to marry the sister of her husband?
2.wat is the only thing you cant put in your left palm (hand palm)
3.f(x) = x (23² - 40) + 23 : find `` y `` (can you understand a simple math question?)
4.how much birthday does a man have in his life?
5.wat am i watchign rihgt now (wehn wirting this thign (serious!)
6.can you urdnetsnad all tihs parhse wohitut miskates?
7.give me the root² of -26.76
8.How much questions do you think you got right?

ps : found this on a guy profile , he was making a list of the most smart peaple on NG or something like that
i guess he forgot someone called Plitera :P

ask me the answer if you get stuck lol
easy ones
hey
i love to type
lalalalala
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1) Well, technically yes because because they aren't related by blood.

2) Your left elbow.

3) 12

4) L = n where L equals life span and n = number of birthdays.

5) Porn.

6) Yes.

7) 5.1730068625510250718565904900771

8) 7

Why'd ya quit being fab? at least in your aura I mean. ;)

Meh, I just got tired of the color.

Change was needed.

can you recommend me any good manuals on computer programing?

To the above poster:

<a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=computer+programming+manual&btnG=Google+Search">http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&am p;q=computer+programming+manual&b tnG=Google+Search</a>

What famous people would you want to sleep with?
Can both be living or dead (LOL, NECROPHILIA)

CARMEN ELECTRA.

Are you a real life virgin? ^______^

DONT LIE

Yeah......................

Lots of the people on your list for sex aren't males.

...Okay...

Is long-distance romance possible?

Only if you know how to whistle.

Do you think Pemex should be open to foreign capital?

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In those early days our business was based on flow meters, batching equipment and the famous ZVA nozzles used in almost every garage and filling station throughout the country.

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Our fluids handling division offer a superb range of standard products integrated with a custom design service that enables us to develop a system to match the exact needs of each application. COSHH regulations and the demand for production efficiency make this kind of service vital where precise filling (and emptying) of corrosive, toxic, volatile or other hazardous liquid is involved.

In conjunction with our other divisions within Permex and it's associated companies an unparalleled range of products is encompassed.

This includes lubrication equipment, sold through an extensive distributor network, which provides the vehicle workshop manager with one of the most comprehensive ranges of lubrication equipment on the market.

Our sister company, Elaflex Limited, offers one of the world's best known range of nozzles and hoses for the petroleum, chemical & aviation industries.

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