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Cause cancer.

Nuh uh.

I'm a cigarette.

Login cures cancer.

Neither cause nor cure cancer. All of it's a lie put out there by the government.

No, they cure cancer for sure.

I had hard evidence, but the government apprehended it to preserve its fascist regime.

Entry #108
Cigarettes
Posted by InsertFunnyUserName
Jul. 30, 2009 @ 12:49 AM EDT

Is da shit yo, I'm all over these thangs liek dat!

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Entry #108
Cigarettes
Posted by InsertFunnyUserName

Cure cancer. ----->Updated: 07/30/09 12:49 AM <----

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I see what you did thar.

Awww shit son.

Gimme sone cigs. NOW.

They're on their way via express mail as we speak.

Nuh uh Katie they cause it they are bad for you you shouldn't do them 3'=

Government lies >:(

In opposite land.

In truth land.

Cancer cures cigarettes.

Yes.

LOLNOTHEYDON'T.
SILLY WOMAN

FFFF

Skeptic.

Don't make me come to Massachusetts and make you stop 3=

I cure cancer. Don't judge me >:(

I blame the fascist rule on parepin.

I'm glad you feel the same way.

Thank you for this valuable information. I will now take up smoking.

You are welcome.

After acquiring this piece of info, I now smoke 3 packs of myself a day.

3 packs of yourself is only equivalent to 1 and a half packs of cigarettes.

Smoke more.

You cure cancer.

I am a cigarette.

I've read a sci-fi text where cigarettes were infused with beneficial substances, such as antioxidants.

Heh, that would be backwards.

I heard cigarettes are bad for you. Do you smoke? My dad smokes, and I really hate the stuff. I'm a wimp and it gives me headaches and makes me nauseous. Oh well.

I'm really sensitive to cigarette smoke, as well, though fortunately, no one in my house smokes.

So if I get cancer, then how would you cure me? I hope it's in the ways that I'm thinking of. :3

I would cure you in a special way.

Someone told me you had a crush on me and were to shy or scared to ask me out.

I don't.

You just crushed the dreams of the guy above me.

That's okay. It's just an alt/troll.

What's the special way? =3...

:3.

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