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Joined on 7/18/06

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I can not stand Homosexuals and I think every flag with the colors of the rainbow should be burned along with copies of the Communist Manifesto.

Homosexuality is a sin against the laaawwwd.

It's not "guys" it's "everybody"

hohohohohoh

We all have dicks, even the women.

Especially the women.

I HAVE A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED!!!!!!

I'll bring chips and dip.

I'll bring the male hookers.

You and infinite-one should collaborate.

Work as a team for maximum hooker potential.

Damn right you need two people.

Three if you're going to carry me there, which will most likely be the case.

NO PAIR OF PANTS EVER MADE IS BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD IT.

Katie gets first dibs on it X3 <3

There is no night.

It's simply your penis blocking out the sun when you lay down to go to sleep.

God damn, you're a natural at this.

Keep going :D

My friend is requesting that you move your penis so she can get a tan.

Y/N?

Do you promise not to draw penises on me when I pass out?

I'm sorry, I can't make any promises.

I am Jewish and I have arrived!

Sweet, a minority.

One step closer to political correctness.

God damn, I'd need to mobilize the entire US army to move it, but if it's for a tan, sure, why not.

You're a good man, fighting for a good cause.

Let's have a motherfucking plethora of parties.

Yeeeeaaayah.

I'll bring my girl friends and we could have a big gay orgy.

Sweetness.

This party is no longer a sausage fest + me.

And my cock is 99.9% of the sausage in this fest, right?

Yes, yes it is.

I'll bring Catgirls.

And Jordie's cock.