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Hai Katie :D

<3

Ohhai <3

Quote from a religion website aka the 12 commandments.

12. Judge no-one, so that you will not be judged, by God, for by whatever judgement you judge another, unjustly, you condemn yourself to the same punishment. Judging is God's job exclusively, as He is always unbiased, impartial, uncorruptible and just. He has given His judgements, in His Law Books given to you at Mt. Sinai, by which He judges those who break His Laws. There are NO other laws on this planet that are LEGAL. God has strictly FORBIDDEN man from making up laws (Deuteronomy 4:2). God's Laws are the same for everyone. God does NOT have separate Laws - one for the rich and another one for the poor.

That is all.

Also i like being open-minded

There are only 10 commandments.

Now the liberal media is forcing the book twilight and all of it's gayness onto our daughters( and homosexual sons). Soon, the world will be infested with even more count Fagulas.

The gays are working their gay magic through even the media that reaches our kids. They're trying to infiltrate our society from the inside up.

Those heathens, there has to be something we can do.

quick throw the bible at them

another one repented

I'm on it.

The bible will not cleanse the impudent scum. We must resort to the crucifixes!

I'll get my crucifix cannon.

Gays think they won? Well everyone take one of these! *hands out holy pistols, shooting bullets made from the steel from heaven*. Its the only way you can permanetly get rid of gays. well that and holy chainsaws.

Great idea, I'm glad I have you on my side.

omg, they are winning more and more ground. pretty soon gay marriage will be allowed in all states. we must stop this. i will join your army to fight against them.

Thank you, my brother.

God's peace, God's peace.

have you found your guns yet,

HINT HINT!

Why yes, they're right here.

Is this a joke? I lol'd anyway.

No, I am very serious.

Gays should burn in hell.

That's the spirit.

Great.
I'll get my Holy Water Super-Soaker.
It fires lasers, too.

And I'll get the holy water balloons.

Herro, Mrs. Tiger.

How are you feeling today?

Also, I'm homophobic. Can I be a soldier of God, too?

A soldier of god you shall be.

It's always good to know we have one more saved soul on the force.

Hai katie :D =3

Ohhai thar :3

So...apparently looking to the left in a profile page is totally unpopular nowadayz. Will the funds from your advertising campaign help in the secret effort for the ultimate gay world domination?

Yes, I'm raising funds for an all out war.

So far I have... four cents and a paper clip. I'm well on my way :D

I smell a homophobe...

Know the truth.

Me Too!

We should start a crew as Soldiers of the Lord!

Excellent idea. All the better to spread the world.