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Age 29

Selling heroin

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Joined on 7/18/06

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Before it can be yours, you must first destroy 4chan.org.

Only then will the Internet be truly yours.

No, 4chan is mine. If I destroyed it, I'd lose property value.

That's it, I'm moving to Canada.

Yeah, that's right. Off my internet, boy, shoe shoe.

Hehehehe....Ok.

Don't laugh, boy.

I don't want any funny business here.

aww, please let me stay for a little while

Only if I get something in return.

ok, what would you like?

Four cookies, a copy of Entertainment weekly, a $20 gift card to JCPenny, 40 fluid ounces of vinegar, and bucket full of sand.

You get off, you have cooties.

No, I am cooties.

ok, you got it.
but what are you gonna do with all that?

It involves me, a hooker, and John Lennon records.

But where else will I get pron from?

Spy into the windows of the houses of sexually active couples.

Can't we share???? :-(

All those who wish to share must pass the initiation.

I have my internet on "watch"

So, if you try to grab it, you're gonna get zapped.

If you want my internet, you will have to try to find a way to not get zapped.

I'll get me one of those suits that telephone wire repair men wear.

Hiiiiii I think i remembered your name! KT lololol

Oh hey, it's you.

Haven't seen you around in ages.

wow, you, a hooker, and john lennon records with Four cookies, a copy of Entertainment weekly, a $20 gift card to JCPenny, 40 fluid ounces of vinegar, and bucket full of sand.
sounds like a party!

Oh, believe me, it will be.

Can I partake in your internet if we partake in some bdsm action? :3?

Sounds like a fair tradeoff to me :3

can i use it
ill do whatever you want.

Don't instill my wrath.

how about some bdsm then.

ffffffff, I'm not a bdsm whore >:(

I think. I'll get back to you on that.

Who are you, China?

I'm all of Eurasia.

Fun party sounds fun!
:D:D:D:D

Quite :D

Stop stealing my bandwidth.

I'll fence you for it >:(

:(
share

Only if you pass initiation.

so, did i pass initiation then?
how was your party?

I have to consult my associates before making any final decisions.

And my party was awesome, just like every party I throw.
My drunken bdsm orgy parties are the bestest.

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