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Age 29

Selling heroin

Massachudfjdklasj dfl

Joined on 7/18/06

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What is your quest?

To find watermelon soda.

What is your favorite color?

Red.

I signed up before you, therefore Me > You?

<3

*gurgle*

How about that nuclear fusion?

I hear it's excellent.

Will you come visit my page more often?

Sure.

How come I don't see you online anymore =(

On Ng? I'm still around.

I meant on MSN.

Oh.

I guess I've just been too busy with things to spend a lot of time talking to a lot of people. End of the school year's a busy time.

How come I got 3x more comments on my question blog but you got way more questions?

Persistent and/or extremely bored friends make for many comments.

I'm hungry.... wat food do u eat in Massachudfjdklasj d fl?

We have lobster and grinders.

10 days until france. Thoughts?

9 days now. I'm really fucking excited. :D

France blows, we go there like every year and it sucks. How are you?

Well, pfft. Girls suck too and we all love those.

I'm good, except for the fact that I think I've been bound to my computer desk and chair by the stickiness of this humidity.

I go to France every year lol..

Confirm my theory:

Penguins + Jetpacks + Global Warming(The "G" Project) + Terrorist affiliations + Dipshit government + Ancient alien race hiding underneath the earth's crust + Genetically modified super carrots + Nuclear Halocaust resulting in endless amounts of reanimated corpses = Hostile takeover by every fucking thing imaginable?

I hereby confirm your theory. No questions asked.

I wish I had boobs. Will you share with me?

You can have my third one. I've been trying to sell it at my annual tag sale for seven years now, but no one seems to want to pay up.

You don't have a penis? :(
I was hoping you would. And by the way, how did you find my page?

I was really bored, so I was going around to a bunch of different people's user pages.

Ah, yes. The third boob. In the beginning, god created a women. He gave her three boobs. Then he asked her, "What would you like to change about yourself?" She said, "I would like to only have two boobs." So god removed the third boob and used it to create man.

Amen.

Dane Cook on my userpage.

Do you like Dane Cook?
Do you like warm or cold weather?
Do you own a Video Tape?
Have you ever smashed a record?
Do you play any instruments?
Spongebob's on. Are you watching it?

Eh, he's alright.

Cold.

You mean, like VHS's? Yeah.

No.

Guitar.

Nope. The TV in my room is shooting sparks.

whos your favorite dude here?

whos your favorite girl here?

can we do it?

whats your favorites place to eat?

favorite game?

whos hotter? me or a dead hobo?

favorite tv show?

who do you hate?

who do you wanna fuck?(other than me)

favorite video game?

favorite drink?

job?

where do babys come from?

who am i again?

oh a flying didlo!

favorite movie star?

favorite porn star?

have you gaven any1 anal this year?

whats titicaca?

who is your favorite sports team?

Jacob.

*shrug*

Of course we can play extreme chess.

I'd have to say this local Mexican place.

DUCK DUCK GOOSE

You in a dead hobo costume.

House MD.

*shrug*

Jacob.

Hmm. Not sure.

Iced tea, at them moment.

Not old enough. Have to be like 15 or 16.

Factories.

The Antichrist.

Ow. It hit me in the face.

Either Johnny Depp or Will Smith.

You.

Totally.

A like in south America.

I'm not into sports.

What if what I see through my eyes is different from what you see through yours? What if a human's perception of the world is different from another? What if I see that it's 8 days until you go to France and you see that you're already in France?

That would be interesting, though it can't possibly be. Since we have the ability to communicate what we see, feel, hear, and whatnot, we can know exactly what the other person is experiencing.

Though, if it were the case, it would be that much harder to get people to work together. Since one's experience is different from every other person's experience, there's no way for those people to relate. And like we've seen, when people can't relate, they tend to fight.

France is nice there.

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