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Age 30

Selling heroin

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Joined on 7/18/06

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I do too.

Some people say that I do, though I haven't found it yet.

So do I

So does Thimbles.

You have one katie. It's called a clitoris.

ohshi-

IFUN's name is Katie?

One step closer to rape.

ONE STEP AT A TIME, BOI.

Wow what a coincidence, I have one too..

Heresy, this is.

And you have a Vagina.

Wait... that's not a pencil holder?

39% until Emilie Autumn

0% until Emilie Autumn now.

:D

I want a penis.

3=

It's okay. You can borrow mine.

We all know you are lying

Nuh uh.

I just cut my dick off.

Put it in ice and sell it on the black market.

Thanks for the information.

Any time.

gasp

I know, right?

I put it into ice and sold it on the black market...
Thanks, thanks to you I'm a millionare now..

See? Good things do happen when you listen to me.

So? I have a penis. What makes him so special?

Well, you see... he's... uh...

Hey look, over there, what's that?

A new trend I suppose?

A new brand of truth.

Sweet Little Boy, Roger!

Rogggggger

Orly?

Most definitely.

Yes,good things happen when I listen to you...
Got any other good advice?

I dick is back-to-front