You with your thoughts all dirty and like.
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Age 29
Selling heroin
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Joined on 7/18/06
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You dirtly little whore.
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Hot.
As I spread peanut butter on my crotch, I noticed 2 things: my ass was bleeding, and my sister was getting undressed with the door open. Tasting the rich oose from under me, I had to make a decision. My dog Carl was waiting in the porch, but I wasn't one to waste a rare opportunity. There's something about large, mentally disabled people that attracts me so much. I couldn't even resist touching my narcolepsic grandmother in the hospital. Oh yes, my sister struggled. I don't know from where she thought this was wrong, so a little restraint and punishment was neccessary. I had no choice, but I think I hit her a little too hard. You know whats a mood killer? Seizures. Just because she's a lesser person, doesn't mean I should hurry up. I have a tight schedual, and I'm not gonna waste anytime. I took out my knife, still stained with my father's blood. That was a fun night. I thought about Carl, so I make a quick, deep gash over her stomach. I licked only for a little while, my own blood tasted better. My dick slipped in, and I could feel her tight organs, so I tried to make a game to puncture each one. Carl can't do this. By now most of the peanut butter was gone, so I was backtracked for a little while. Ugh.
...and that, is why I couldn't present my show&tell last friday.
Fine.
Don't forget it again, though, or you have a detention.
I don't have enough to share with the whole damn class!
That's it.
Go to time out.
mud is good
one more thing:
My mind was washed! It Was cleaned!
Is it clean now?
But if i do i think billie might Die of Massive boner attack
We have an emergency response team on call.
But i'm not dirty! Mr. Mcdonald just put chicken nuggets down my pants! I mean all i wanted to do was make her quiet and then she stopped moving and...
I confess I was thinking about pie...
Fine, Besides billies a douchebag anyways!
*after 10 minutes of sex in excruciating detail* And thats why i thought billie might die of a massive boner attack!
i went to GUROchan, and I liked it.
Sticky keyboards are sticky.
Anal cum.
I could post in your spammt news post, but I decided not to
I want to electrocute your nipples, miss. :o
My rate's $40 an hour.
UPDATE MESSAGE:
The Irrelevent NG userlist that you're a part of has now ended. Unless my mind changes there will be no more than 163 usernames and 250 comments.
Your name shall always be on one of the largest user lists in NG history. Thank you for your time.
Sincely
BT
Awwwwwwwwwww.
I was thinking about the inside of your pants.
My pants are warm.
I TOLD YOU ALL MY SECRETS. I HAVE NO SECRETS LEFT.
FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
You're a bitch, and that's why I must have you
:D .
Um, no thanks?
How about that nuclear fusion?
Too expensive, I'm afraid.
Not interested, thanks.
I'm expensive, but it's the only way I get my bills paid.
Knights
Oh yeah; spank my ass and call me Cecil. ;)