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Holy shit fucking fuck.

Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - February 19th, 2008


My mother just walked in when I was right about here. Being the ninja that I am, I was able to open a new Firefox before she saw what site I was on.

Jesus Christ. D:


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I have a magical tool that I use, which enables me, with the tap of a foot, to iimideitly change what appears on my screen.

The spontaneous turning off of your computer is not suspicious in any way.

Meh haha

Whew. Close call.

Tell me about it. D:

"Katie, is there anything you want to tell us before we, for the sake of irony, take away your freedom and lock you in your room for ever and ever?"

WTF SaltShaker found out!

This is exactly why I stopped our penis chain thingy...

It's Be-Easy's fault.

Believe me; I am the truth.

What ever happened to watching/reading things like that with your parents?
Kids these days...

Family story night.

That's happened to me on more than one occasion.

Yeah, they'll find out about me eventually, but I'd like to postpone that at much as possible. :I

That's why you always keep your mouse on a button that can hide your shame.

I'm lucky I have a little Firefox icon right on my tool bar. Otherwise, I'd have to minimize or close the other window and that would be suspicious...

Damn your fast! And you have quite a good taste for sites :).

I got my skills from the days when I wasn't allowed on the NG BBS. I kept two windows open; I kept that up for like eight months and they never found out. Now they've forgotten about ever banning me, so I'm off on that. But this is a tad different seeing as I can pull off the excuse of "You never told me that."

:3

:3.

:3.

What were you doing on a BDSM website?

Stuff...

I see...brilliant and very epic.

WTF?!? I HATE BONDAGE! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!! monkey.

you like bondage? a guy or girl being tired up and suspended by ropes in the air? you...are...NASTY!

You're silly.

also sure you joined mspb but...YOU HAVENT LOGGED IN YET AND POSTED! too much time on yer hands huh? that it?

I was never involved in mspb in the first place. :I

Fan of bondage eh?

nitroexsplosion says:
also sure you joined mspb but...YOU HAVENT LOGGED IN YET AND POSTED! too much time on yer hands huh? that it?
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Feb. 21, 2008 | 3:02 AM InsertFunnyUserName responds:
I was never involved in mspb in the first place. :I
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then why the fuck you join? if you wasent gonna post thats all you could of said.
also for a 13 year old you seem to know alot about sex. well who am i to say i know alot and then some about intercoarse. alot. bondage loving pansy.

You need to chill out.

Seriously. Ritalin, or something.

Been there sweetie. If you ever need ANY consolation, I know what it's like to be a repressed 13 year old chick in a castrated society. You ever need advice or contraband sex toys, lemme know.

Thanks. <3

So.... you like BDSM?

I'm a ninja and I must kill bluesucks before he pillages InsertFunnyUserName and rapes her house. Err... Yeah.

He better leave my house out of this.

I'm hilarious because I can't accept I jumped to conclusions so I question other peoples sexuality.

What?

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