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I arise early in the day

Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - February 15th, 2011


With sentiments similar to those of P Diddy. I take hold of my spectacles, I egress from my home and I visit a metropolitan area. Preceding the aforementioned event, I had cleansed my mouth with an alcoholic beverage. For, once I have exited, it would be impractical for me to return.

During my time in the city, I will be speaking of receiving professional treatment of my feet, specifically around the toe region, and I will change into new sets of clothes multiple times. Males of my age range will make frequent calls to our cellular telephones and we shall indulge ourselves in our favorite compact disks. We will arrive at festive events in order to consume moderate amounts of alcohol.

Please do not cease your actions because it is important that you make this exciting. DJ, please play music through my speakers at a loud volume. On this evening, I am going to display aggressive behavior until dawn. The clock is functioning properly, but the party will not conclude.

I arise early in the day


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women.

vaginas.

I spilled soda on my shirt from laughter. gg

My sarcasm senses are tingling.

(S)he looks like a drunk guy.

That would be about accurate, especially since the body was shooped in from a picture of a male businessman. That combined with the guy jaw makes the perfect drunk male.