I might request a new banner soon, I've had my current one for a good while.

Give me a bit to find a pictar for it D:

I didn't read any of that so I'm going to be as vague as possible whilst still being reasonable.

I want a sig that is blue and have I want it in 3 seconds or else I'm never coming here again.

/my visits

make me a sig in flash

lmfao ejr this is bad business

Lmao, I was kidding.

Twilight is a fag.

and a jerk.

Hey Katie, 2 things. 1. i would like a sig for this user name, black.7.dragons. i feel like i want it to be black and ice blue, other then that i don't really care. 2. i need a banner for my blog, Tym the Enchanter with the Monty Python Tim, and him casting a fire ball. Thanks so much, and the banner is low priority.

Well, I could use a new banner, because I think my current one's a bit too cartoony.

Put my username up on it again, but have it about half the size it was before, have it red again, and try to make it an approriate font that doesn't look artifical.

The blue background's fine, but in a better looking Bowser this time around.
I think a Bowser like the one in my profile pic would work good.
I mean, I hope it would work well.

I'm not very good at being specific, but I hope this works.

Also, sup. Been a while.

Could you make me a sig with a red backround with blocky letters saying "I KILLED YOUR THREAD" made of blockly letters in front of the angry face?

if not, that's fine, my current on is alright.

SEE I BRING YOU CUSTOMERS AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME

You spelt Paul wrong, do I win something? :P

I'd like a sig with the Union Flag in it please. If you can't do that then something in blue is fine too. Cheers :)

Oh and I don't my name in it. Thankyuuu

make me a sig

plz maek mee a zig with a superhero pig with an enormous erect penis having sex with Ron Pual in the missionary position on top of the White House whilst smoking pot and eating decaying tropical fruit

Thanks so much for the scout man.

I PRAISE THE DEVIL!YEAH!

Do you remember me?

Check out my album!

Yes..Do you remember us?

I would definitely like a sig. If I like what I get I'll probably want another in the future.
I'm thinking an M-16 tossed on desert in the center. To the left a feet and ankles shit of soldier. And to the right I'd like the word "ENOUGH" written in white block letters. I'd prefer rocky, gritty desert. Use Mars as inspiration for the desert. And after you've completed it, sort of fuck with color. Maybe a blue shift.

If I've made typo in this, tell me.

I'd prefer story requests.

btw, if you ever get around to the banner it should be for Tym's Kewl Blog, not whatever i said, ty

i would like a standard size sig (maximum size) and it would be nice if it would be about toast :D

I don't want a sig, I just want to say hello. :3

I misses you Katie 3=

I want a sig that says Kaetha in huge letters

And it has to be red like the evil aura

And there can't be any trees on it

get moving

you're slow as hell

move those heathen fingers

it's been like 5 minutes where's my sig

boo you're slow

also there's no time limit thingy in your about consequences, i still haven't read it i just Ctrl + F'd limit

so i can just assume i'll have one right away

and right away was 7 minutes ago

booo slow service

You're the Sprint of sig makers

Your last name should be Please

Marry a man named "Hurry-DeFuckup"

And mush the names together

So it'll either be

"Kate Please-Hurry-DeFuckup"

Or "Kate Hurry-DeFuckup"

Don't delete these

I'm bored

durka durka

hurryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm really angry that this bitch went to sleep when I am here reqeusting immediate services

google chrome has shit spell checker

So anyway, have my sig by tomorrow or I'll break your knees.

And then my vagina will swallow your vagina

LMFAO GROSS

You're probably into that stuff

I saw a guy put his whole head in a vagina before

I almost threw up

Luckily, I thought of EJR's cute ass and that calmed me down.

It's not a habit it's cool, I feel alive

If you don't do it you're gay, just take a ride

I'm not a spammer, baby that's no lie

*useless moaning to fade in*

I always thought that chick in your header was you

and not some albinooo

you're an albiyes

albimaybe

I'll buy maybe

fuck i was supposed to leave less than 50

lmao

"Luckily, I thought of EJR's cute ass and that calmed me down."

am i banned

i camped out here all night

where's my sig

i will break your knees

"- If you need your sig request filled within a certain amount of time, please specify how soon and give a reason. If you don't give a reason, then I will just assume you are impatient and will get to your request when I get to it."

"- Being a friend doesn't give you priority."

k so i skimmed it and these two are very gay, you should change them to:

- If you need your sig request filled within a certain amount of time, right now means right away and any reason is legit, such as "Because you are a woman and I have more rights" or even threats on my life. If you don't give a reason, then I will just assume you are the shit and don't need a reason and will get to your request right away.

and

- Being a friend doesn't mean shit because Twilight will get a sig before you do.

Here is a concern i have. Now i am 28 you are 14. I would like to know why you think that you know what being gay or bi is? I am not saying that i know everything. What i am saying is why not accept the advice i give? I have the experiance and the knowledge in the area more then you. So why is it that when i try to tell you people what i know you say it is wrong? Is it my age? What makes you quallified more then me to tell others what being gay or bi is? I see that you have proclaimed yourself to be the gay/bi leader and that you know what you are saying is right. It bothers me that you are misguiding people tellinmg each other misleading or wrong info. Is there anyway i can be more active in trying to help you youngsters understand better what being gay and bi are? I will admit that i do not know all the answers but my experiance in the area should be help full rather then treated like nonesense. That is why i stayed mostly out of the group. Because i mostly see people that are new to the whole bi/gay thing telling others what is what when they themselves are not even sure what is what when it comes to the issues. What i know does not come from any book but from living it. So here is my question: anyway you can accept my knowledge of the issue and allow me to be more help without being treated like i have no idea what i am saying? I am not trying to piss people off what i want to do is give you youngsters some help and let you know from experiance what is what. I would like to beable to tell you people what i know and let you make your own decisions. It is your choice to either accept my information or not.

Yo.
I am after a sig.
Preferably:
A clack metallic background
Lightning blue lightning strikes
and my username in the corner (preferably easy to read and obvious)

Thank ya.

OH YEAH DYKE FIGHT

God dammit EXPLETIVE, your EXPLETIVEs make it a pain in the EXPLETIVE to find actual request EXPLETIVEs >:expletive

I am requesting a sig with my name and level icon on it, and I want my name to be in blue and gray. Background designs can be as pretty as you want it (it could be as well designed as the new Mac desktop for all I care), however I want it to fade from blue to gray, from left to right.

The End.

KATHERINE

I've missed you.

Thanks for scouting me man!

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Can you give me one, the way STEM has his, but just put my initials, MMZ360 will be fine, and put MegaManZero in the way he has his picture next to it, and put an arrow pointing to it saying Zero +1

Thanks for the scout bro. :)

No clue, sorry. Maybe you should try pming him?

He uses Arial Black, duh.

I really don't know what I want for a sig anymore. Just make whatever you want and slap my name on it somewhere.

Only two specifics - it needs to have Paul Gilbert in it, and my name on the bottom right corner. Otherwise go nuts, and thank you. I love you.

Is mine done yet?

you're not dead i see

InsertFunnyUserName responds:
No. When it's done, I'll reply to one of your above comment saying so, and I'll PM you with it.

In other words: I'm lazy and fuck off.

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So, where do I find this Sig?

Hi Katie :3

I finally thought of an idea for a new banner, and was hoping you could make it for me.

I want a cutout of the teary eye in the first image linked below, put on whatever area of the second image linked below that you want to cut out to fit the banner dimensions. Just pick any area of it. I'd like the eye to be at the left of the banner, and on the right I want there to be text saying "False tears bring pain to those around you; a false smile brings pain to one's heart." have the "false tears" part be on top, and the "false smile" part be below that. As for the text style, I want it to sort of blend in with the color of the background image but still be readable, if at all possible. I know the background isn't very singular in color choice, but I know you can think on your feet, use a gradient or something maybe. If not, then just choose a color/texture for it that best matches the background.

If you have trouble cutting out the eye, then I can find another image if you need it, just let me know.

http://www.asianpopcorn.com/Themes/Im ages_other/20090530061957.png - eye image

http://www.sgeier.net/fractals/fracta ls/07/Kappa%20Space.jpg - background image

Hmm I've got the feeling that I know you from something.

r u a surrealist artist? cause art is dreamlike :3

i heard about your almighty Sig making skills...and i would really like one...

Since the name is "Jello-San" i would like it to be a samurai theme..
a nice blood splatter would do the trick, with some bloody katanas..and a severed samurai head would definitely put the cherry on top..

thanks!