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Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - July 18th, 2009


7.18.09: 3rd anniversary of my newgrounds's account.
7.20.09: 2nd anniversary of my masochism.
7.29.09: 15th anniversary of my birth.

On an unrelated note, last week in Orlando I was made a orange balloon monkey by a giant black pirate on stilts.

A thought just occurred to me. I don't have any 09 user friends. I need one to balance it all out.

I hate gay rights threads.

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER.

Add Dangan as well. http://twitter.com/tjaylea. He promises not to write BS and I believe him for he is a swell fellow.

1 and a half hours.

1 hour and 20 minutes.

1 hour and 7 minutes.

Aha, ohlol. It's actually 25 hours. I'm behind by a day.

2 hours and 11 minutes.

1 hour and 59 minutes.

1 hour and 46 minutes left.

1 hour and 24 minutes.

1 hour and 14 minutes.

19 minutes :D

6 minutes :D :D

yay birthday :D


Comments

Praise the fucking lawwwwwwd.

Praaaaaaaise Jesus.

Your masochism is the same day of my mother's birth.

They can be birthday buddies :D

Now I want a balloon monkey....

It's a very special feeling.

Happy late NG b-day, happy masochism b-day (very :3), and almost happy b-day.

I shall buy you a new whip to celebrate. :D <3

Yay :D

Happy birthday Katie. ;D

Why thank you :3

Also, where at in Orlando was said orange monkey made?

Margaritaville restaurant in Universal Studios citywalk.

You should've told me you were going there, we could've met. >:c

I know D:

We could have had grand times D:

D:<

D:.

Did you ride the Cat in the Hat ride at Universal?

No, it started pouring, so we had to leave

D:

That sucks. D:
Did you go to any other theme parks there?

Busch gardens, Typhoon Lagoon, Gatorland, and Aqua...something.

Typhoon Lagoon is fucking awesome. Isn't the wave pool nice?

It's awesome.

I spent like, two collective hours in there.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOU

:D.

Er, hello.

Sup.

Huh, so your masochism just started one day?

Anyway, happy soon-to-be-birthday!

No, but that's the day I made the realization.

So with masochism, like rough sex?

Yeah, you could put it that way.

Can I come to your birthday party? ;D

Of course you can :D

We will have a grand time

I want to go to the party only if I get my express drugs now. Kthxbai.

It's possible that UPS hates you because I've sent them out already.

I'm an 09 user. Wanna be friends :D

Let us be friends and do friendly things.

Oh, fuck yes. Will this birthday party involve rape of any kind?

All of my birthday parties involve rape, silly.

Did someone say raep?

That we did.

Birthday parties filled with rape. You're invited.

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