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I am repenting my sins and becoming a good Christian

Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - April 4th, 2009


I promise to follow the path of Christ.

I promise to become a good Catholic and follow the straight and narrow path, repenting my lusts for my own sex and my deviant sadomasochistic nature.

I promise to refute my acceptance of those who disobey god.

I promise to be an obedient, loyal servant of the good lord.

I am asking God's forgiveness for all the sins I hath committed and so thus forth I shall work to achieve the honor of ascending to heaven to meet the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Amen.


Comments

So...You're not fun anymore?

Frivolous fun is against God's will.

I am a soldier of God.

Therefore, I am a soldier against fun.

Doesn't that mean you can't talk to us? I'm pretty sure being on NG is ungodly.

I am a soldier of God.

I come to this site to spread God's word.

Lol, Christians.

Indeed.

You're honestly not serious.

How can you give up masochism and sex?

3'=

All Catholics are masochists, silly.

Oh, be sure to start on the Newgrounds Gay/bisexual Users Club then. :D

That was my plan.

Amen, sister.

Enjoy the benefits of being Catholic.
You'll find out what those are soon enough...

Indeed, indeed.

God will reward me for my good deeds.

*hisses at you, and then runs away*

Heathen.

Thou shall not sell herself in front of the eyes of the lord, unless thou donneth thy herion to Me.

No. I am a soldier of God and soldiers, just like in Vietnam, need their heroin.

The BBS is a sinner's paradise.

It either needs to be cleansed or removed to remove the temptation to indulge in heretic and deviant conversation.

God dammit, we lost another... Just kidding dude, good for you.

God gained another soldier for his army of salvation.

Hey could you make me a banner? I heard youre really great at it ....Um if you can thanks..so i want it to say " I 0wns Yu >:]" with a all black backround..... and green neon letters..plz. My email is.. RumbleFighter1@yahoo.com or my user name is no..duh..

Will do.

I'll pm you.

Katie. :(

I no longer use that name.

My new, godly name is Abraham in honor of Abraham who sits at the right hand of the father.

Is it just me, or is this timed EXACTLY on Palm Sunday?

One hour before, to be exact.

I'm ahead of the game.

This is going to be real strange for the next few days...

God will help you through your darkest, strangest hours.

Just have faith.

Lol Christians. :3

The power of Christ compels you.

Our father, that is in the skies
Your name be sanctified
Your will comes on earth like in the sky
And other things I can't remember.

Freely translated from French.

Amen, amen.

Because French is closer to latin, thus closer to God.

You are a good and wise man.

God's peace to you.

The power of Satan compels you.

Satan is my sexual servant.

In the name of the Lord.

I laugh at everyone freaking out about not being able to suck your cock now.

Indeed, indeed.

Heathens.

I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF IFUN, PLEASE GOTTA GET MAH FIX!

ADDICTION IS A SIN, BOI

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