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Posted by InsertFunnyUserName - March 13th, 2009


Can be as many words as you want.

Go now, embark.

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Because am me, I now am god and I can fly

If you're god, does that mean that you're all around me?

If so, this is a bit awkward.

One word per blank?

No, can be as many words as you want.

Because I love you, I am now black and I will kill myself and others.

Not before having hot interracial sex with me, right?

Of course. *unzip*

You're the bestest.

no u

You wanna take this outside?

Oh, fuck yes.

Well then, lets get to it.

Could this lead to something sexual?

Possibly.

It may also involve those peanut butter and orphan blood cookies if we can find a way.

Yay, :3

You find a way, I'll get the supplies.

Hm, I'm going to need to do some intensive investigative research to figure this one out.

doooooo eettt

The results are back from the lab.

I'll let you look at them.

Could you read them to me, I don't know how to read.

Me neither, that's why I gave them to you.

Silly.

Well, I believe they say something about putting the cookies wait what

Wait, where do we put the cookies?

In uhhh

My ear.

Yeah, not that other place. c:AS;fsa;fs
;

That's what I thought.

But I was worried there for a second.

Ahhh yes, it burns so good.

Yeayah.

I knew you'd like this hot sauce.

Oh dear, I seem to have burned my ear canal.

Your turn.

This hot sauce is making my tongue feel like it's burning alive.

I FEEL SO ALIVE.

This is quite the enticing moment, pal.

It is, it is.

lol@darknessdweller

To darknessdweller:

Life isn't that bad, quit complaining.

Because I had sexual intercourse with your birth mother, I now am a flaming homosexual and I have AIDS.

So that's where I got AIDS from.

Huh.

lol @ the 13 year olds hitting on you

Ohlol, I know.

Good times.

lol @ people lol'ing

lol'ing @ this lol lol'ing

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