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Well shit.

2015-04-01 15:52:19 by InsertFunnyUserName
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I leave for a year and come back to find that the BBS has finally gotten an edit posts botton. 

The apocolypse must be on our doorstep.



I'm legal now.

I'll let you all know when the porno comes out.


And the race is on

2012-06-09 21:05:29 by InsertFunnyUserName

to finish this animation before the heat death of the universe.

Here is a photo reenactment of the conflict

And the race is on


I was accepted to Smith College

2012-05-02 20:18:02 by InsertFunnyUserName
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Disregard women. Acquire engineering.


Dearest Michelle Bachmann

2011-09-22 19:54:04 by InsertFunnyUserName
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Fancy a homosexual marriage, my love?

I can't stop thinking about your beautiful smile.

Dearest Michelle Bachmann


Literary World Outline: 140 Things to Think About

2011-07-05 23:49:28 by InsertFunnyUserName
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This is an outline I decided to create for developing a fictional world. I'm not sure that it will be of any use to anyone else, but these types of things are always useful to me when I'm planning a novel, so I figured I'd post it up in case anyone wanted to use it. Also, in case anyone is interested, this is a character outline, half of which was written by me and half of which I typed up from NaNoWiMo's novel planning packet. Below it is a shortened version designed from the development of secondary characters.

General Info
Year/time period:
Country/area name:
City name:
Current leader:
Type of government:
Population:

Setting
Geographical location:
Notable geographic landmarks:
Neighboring cities:
Neighboring countries:
Climate:
State of climate:
Weather:
Plant life:
Animal life:
Dangerous plants and animals:
Prevalent environmental threats:
Level of pollution:
Population density:
Average level of education:
Notable schools/universities:
Level of medical care:
Quality of hospitals:
Racial/ethnic majority:
Availability of resources:
Quality of life:
Architecture:
Notable architectural landmarks:

Industry
Socioeconomic majority:
Quality of housing:
Agriculture:
Level of industry:
Types of jobs:
Availability of jobs:
Unemployment rate:
Average salary:
Pertinent companies/businesses:
Poverty level:
Minimum wage:

History
How the city came to be:
Notable historical events:
Setting of these events:
Political shifts:
Public reaction to these shifts:
Past wars:
Consequences of these wars:
Past invasions/military occupations:
Past social/political issues:
Past revolutions:
Notable revolutionaries:
Past cultures:
Tragic events:
Public reaction to these events:
Government reaction to these events:

Culture
Religion(s):
Religious conflicts:
Pertinent religious stories:
Pertinent religious practices:
Traditions:
Holidays:
Significance of traditions:
Behavioral expectations:
Expectations for children:
Prejudices:
Discrimination:
Subcultures and countercultures:
Social movements:
Cultural values:
Urban legends:
Fables/mythology:
Superstitions:
Fears:

Media and Trends
Entertainment:
Notable entertainers/actors/etc:
Literature:
Notable writers:
Foods:
Music:
Notable musicians:
Clothing:
Fashion:

Science and Technology
Level of technology:
Notable technologies:
Mode(s) of transportation:
Impact of technologies on daily life:
Current level of scientific knowledge:
Current scientific research:
Energy (fossil fuels, nuclear, solar, etc):
Notable medical practices:
Access to nuclear technologies/weaponry:
Common civilian weapons:
Common military/army weapons:

Politics
Power of leader:
Notable political figures:
Political stance of current government:
Level of corruption in government:
Major political parties:
National alliances:
National enemies:
Current conflicts:
Social services:
Military power:
Level of taxes:
Level of censorship:
Notable activist/lobbying groups:
National goals:

Issues
Police:
Types of crime:
Major crime organizations:
Influence of crime organizations:
Notable criminals:
Gangs:
Drug use/trade:
Drug use in youth:
Level of violence:
Types of violence:
Illnesses:
Financial issues/debt:
Prominent social issues:
Class gap:
Common causes of death:
Dangers to public safety:
Threat of terrorism:

Public opinion on:
The military:
The police:
Political stance of government:
Government policy:
Technology:
Science:
Religion:
Race:
Sexuality:
Quality of life:
Current medical practices:
Socioeconomic class:
Taxes:
Current national conflicts:
Censorship:
Poverty:
Countercultures:



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With sentiments similar to those of P Diddy. I take hold of my spectacles, I egress from my home and I visit a metropolitan area. Preceding the aforementioned event, I had cleansed my mouth with an alcoholic beverage. For, once I have exited, it would be impractical for me to return.

During my time in the city, I will be speaking of receiving professional treatment of my feet, specifically around the toe region, and I will change into new sets of clothes multiple times. Males of my age range will make frequent calls to our cellular telephones and we shall indulge ourselves in our favorite compact disks. We will arrive at festive events in order to consume moderate amounts of alcohol.

Please do not cease your actions because it is important that you make this exciting. DJ, please play music through my speakers at a loud volume. On this evening, I am going to display aggressive behavior until dawn. The clock is functioning properly, but the party will not conclude.

I arise early in the day



Kept in a closet except for at parties.